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10-billion-credits:If you’re still doing the color meme could I have Cad Bane in #8?



Would’chu lookit ‘dat. I’ve never been turned on by a picture of myself before! ….No, wait, ‘dat’s a lie.

lledra-fanstuffs:

Would’chu lookit ‘dat. I’ve never been turned on by a picture of myself before! ….No, wait, ‘dat’s a lie.

Hi there! Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself then pass this on to your 10 favorite followers :)

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    1.) I was a bed-wetter till I was 17 years old.

    2.) I was a shelf stocker at a hardware store in Ranadaast when I was 13 years old, it was my first paying job. I got fired for calling ‘de manager while I was on ‘de clock and pretending to be Mix Liddell an’ saying I was coming down ‘dere wit’ my sniper rifle and I was gonna shoot up ‘de place. And ‘dat also he should clean ‘de fresher himself  ‘cause Cad was sick of doing it. And ‘dat Cad should get a raise because he’s a hard worker and he’s been wanting ‘dat Sebulba podracing action figure ‘dat just came out.

    3.) I have a tail.

    4.) One of my eyes is fake. I was playing “sabers” wit’ some friends when I was 5, which was just us beating ‘de living kark out of each other wit’ really big sticks we found, and…well, you know ‘de rest.

    5.) I lost my virginity to a Twilek milf.

dareva:

Imagine one half of your OTP groping the other half’s butt while saying, “HONK.”

(via eriha)

(Source: kurokaze, via rockmacbeth)

Help with a drawing.. I need a list of every character who died in The Clone Wars

tohntahn:

princess-anakin:

tohntahn:

princess-anakin:

2poppunk4urshit:

2poppunk4urshit:

princess-anakin:

Please reblog and add to it if I am missing anyone, I know I am missing a lot.

  • Satine
  • Savage
  • Steela
  • Heavy
  • Fives
  • Tup
  • Hardcase
  • Adi

Dar (Padawan Lost, bounty hunter)
O’niner/Hevy/Cutup/Droidbait/Nub (Rookies)
Miraj Scintel (Slaves Of The…

Pong Krell (Darkness on Umbara)
Knox (Monster)
Keeli (Supply Lines)
Katuunko (Supply Lines)
Onocanda Farr (Bombad Jedi)
Castas (Lethal Trackdown)
Buzz (Weapons Factory)
99 (Clone Cadets) he made me cry oh god

Oh my god X.x soooo many people. (Every clone death broke my heart)

Bolla Ropal

Pre Vizsla

Senator Philo

Mina Bonteri

The Son (Mortis)

The Father

The Daughter

Captain Argyus

Kalifa

(wow, that’s a lot. so many deaths…)

Yeah x.x I need to pick who gets to be in this drawing

Exactly. Because, some were just too obscure and some were kind of cheered on as they died…

ZIRO

(Source: witch-anakin)

Artistic rendition of me taking off my shirt.

Artistic rendition of me taking off my shirt.

10-billion-credits said: CADSOKA

tohntahn:

DAMMIT.


Who is louder?

Ahsoka. She has never been taught self control in this regard but Bane has had a lot more practice with keeping it down. He doesn’t mind that she’s that way.

Who is more experimental?

Ahsoka of course, because she uses the Force and don’t think there are  tips or tricks with it that she wouldn’t stoop to use. Force Persuasion, Leviation, Psychometry, Revitalize, Doppleganger…should I keep going??


Who takes more risks?

Ahsoka, as she has always seemed to be more of a risk-taker, an adventure-seeker.


Do they fuck or make love?

No making love here.


Lights on or off?

On!!

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Ahsoka is more nimble and light-footed…hence, Bane.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Soka!!


Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

Ahsoka would not hesitate if Bane was annoying her for whatever reason.


Who comes first?

Bane; he knows how to get what he wants and however quickly or gradually he wants it.


Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Ahsoka is very good, but Bane would never do oral on her.


Who is more submissive?

Bane. Ahsoka knows he likes it that way.


Who usually initiates things?

Ahsoka, when she is on leave from Jedi duties and whatnot.


Who is more sensitive?

Ahsoka, as her body is more fragile. Bane is more scarred and calloused, so he is less sensitive.


Who has the most patience?

Bane definitely DEFINITELY has more patience than Ahsoka. She takes after her master in that she can be most impatient.


Which kinks do they share?

It involves handcuffs and Ahsoka holding tool of choice in one hand against Bane’s neck, idk from there.

I’m okay ‘wit ‘dis.

Anonymous said: What do you think of Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan Ahsoka Tano?

'Dey do 'deir 'ting and I do mine…

Anonymous said: What's your real name? "Cad Bane" doesn't sound like one.

'Cad' was always my nickname, 'de suffix of 'de name my parent's gave me when I was born. Suffice it to say, 'Cad' was a lot shorter. 'Bane' is obviously fake. What are you, stupid?

Here’s a Republic mug-shot when I got picked up for some’ting or other on Nar Shaddaa almost ten years ago, before I really started making a name for myself.

…..I don’t remember why I was wearing a wig and a dress though…

xxshadowcollectivexx:

Little known fact, in the original draft for “Holocron Heist” Cad Bane was supposed to be smoking a cigarette but it was later changed to a toothpick because well.. you can’t show smoking in a show that kids watch. 

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     Actually, son…. I wanted ‘de original scene to show me smoking a spliff, but ‘de director was all “blah blah blah-that’s worse than a cigarette-bloo bleh bloo-what ‘de kark is ‘de matter wit’chu-blabbity blah…

xxshadowcollectivexx:

Little known fact, in the original draft for “Holocron Heist” Cad Bane was supposed to be smoking a cigarette but it was later changed to a toothpick because well.. you can’t show smoking in a show that kids watch. 

.

     Actually, son…. I wanted ‘de original scene to show me smoking a spliff, but ‘de director was all “blah blah blah-that’s worse than a cigarette-bloo bleh bloo-what ‘de kark is ‘de matter wit’chu-blabbity blah…

(Source: xxcadbanesstalkerxx)